Why is Google...oh forget it why are people's brains not working.?

It's finally happened, what little faith in humanity I had left is now gone. And I would like to thank Google for that, or who ever messed it up. I mean, the first 200 questions about "whats up with Google" I can understand, but dose some one need to ask every 5 seconds? I have this funny feeling that the end of the world could be imminent, at the same time that Google goes down and there will still be more questions about Google. Am I the only one that is scared by the fact that Google going down is such a huge catastrophe, that it would drive hundreds of people to log on to Yahoo answers and ask about Google, rather than just using the Yahoo search.