What should I bring to college? Please help?

A big fat double bed to sleep on, bagels and cream cheese, Shokubutsu soap, Aiken powder, A real warm Steambath , sauna or Spa a toilet to **** in, coca-cola, tabasco sauce a saaami aaraai or a religious room full of Hindu Budhist and Islamic reeligous gods and godesses and a pepperoni beef pizza and also cheese pizza.